150 Best Terrible Memes and Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good

Ever chuckled at a meme so bad it’s good? Or groaned at a joke so corny, it somehow circles back to being funny? You’re not alone!

We’re diving headfirst into the hilarious world of terrible memes and jokes. Prepare yourself for a cringe-worthy, laugh-out-loud exploration of the internet’s most delightfully awful attempts at humor.

Get ready to embrace the absurdity! We’re about to celebrate the beauty of bad jokes and the unique charm of terrible memes.

Best Terrible Memes and Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good

• Why did the terrible meme cross the road? To get to the other side…and still fail.
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. (Terrible Joke, I know).
• My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So, I gave her a hug and told her she was my favorite.
• I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Please don’t read it.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Don’t judge me, you asked for terrible).
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Still gets a chuckle… from me).
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! (Classic, but still terrible).
• My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
• A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
• I tried to explain to my kids that eggs come from chickens. They still think they come from the grocery store. It’s egg-cruciating.
• I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
• I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat ads.
• “Doctor, I keep seeing spots.” “Have you seen a doctor?” “No, just spots.”

Terrible Memes: When Humor Fails Spectacularly

Let’s face it, we’ve all cringed at a meme so bad it’s almost impressive. “Terrible Memes” explores this unique corner of humor, dissecting why some jokes fall flat. It’s a deep dive into awkward timing, misused formats, and the sheer audacity of a truly awful meme, reminding us that comedy,…

• Why did the philosophy student refuse to use wet wipes? Because they questioned the very nature of wiping.
• My therapist says I need to express my emotions more openly, so I’m now sending everyone invoices for my feelings.
• I tried to write a song about my septic tank, but it just kept getting bogged down in the details, and I don’t know how to move forward.
• My one-night stand ended with me finding out that I was in his house, and not the other way around, that was an awkward realization.
• My dating app bio: “Looking for someone who can tolerate my love for cheesy jokes, and who can read minds, because I can’t express what I feel.”
• My New Year’s resolution is to become a better person, but I have no plans to start that this year, I will start next year.
• I’m convinced my ex was a failed magician because they made all my money disappear, and I am now broke.
• Just had a philosophical debate with my bowels about the meaning of life; turns out, they’re full of it, so I am going to stop listening to them.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I’m now building a Lego replica of my therapist’s office in the bathroom, and I am very proud of my creation.
• Relationship status: Successfully avoided all human contact today, my phone battery is at 100%, and my plants are thriving, and I am at peace.
• That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been using a filter all day and people have been seeing the real you the whole time, and now they think you’re ugly.
• Gas station bathroom: A portal to another dimension where time slows down, and you contemplate the meaning of life while holding your breath, and praying that you make it out alive.
• Relationship status: Seeking someone who can appreciate my love for fiber and can handle my occasional bouts of intestinal distress and who won’t judge me.
• I tried to start a meme, but it just didn’t catch on, I guess my sense of humor is too niche for the masses, and I am just not that funny.
• My mom said a one-night stand is when you have a good dream, but you can’t remember it when you wake up, and you are very sad.

Cringeworthy Jokes: The Anatomy of Unfunny

Ever chuckled politely at a joke that landed flatter than a pancake? “Cringeworthy Jokes” dissects why those zingers bomb. We explore the anatomy of unfunny: timing, relatability, and that delicate balance between edgy and offensive. It’s your guide to understanding (and hopefully avoiding) the pitfalls of terrible memes and jokes.

• I am on a 12-step program. I’m on step 18. I don’t even remember what I’m addicted to.
• My girlfriend is a compulsive cheater; I’m starting to think it’s not me, it’s her.
• My ex asked for a second chance, so I gave her one… out of ten.
• What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey.
• My therapist told me to try and lower my expectations. I told her I was going to try to find a new therapist.
• I knew my marriage was in trouble when my wife started using my toothbrush to clean the toilet.
• The only thing worse than getting a missed call, is calling the person back and getting their voicemail.
• I wish I had a delete button for real life.
• I tried to make a political statement on social media; I think it’s safe to say that I’ve offended everyone.
• My imaginary friend has started to ignore me, and I am not sure why, but I guess that is what I deserve.
• The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
• “I’m not saying I’m a bad driver, but I just got a participation trophy for parallel parking, and I have to be proud of it.”
• My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes, so I accidentally gave away all my money.
• “I’m not sure what’s tighter, my budget or my pants after Thanksgiving dinner.”
• If you were a fart, you would be a silent but deadly type, and I would have to run away from you as fast as I can.

Dad Jokes and Terrible Puns: Love ’em or Hate ’em?

Terrible memes and jokes, especially dad jokes and puns, evoke strong reactions. Some groan and roll their eyes, while others secretly chuckle. They’re often predictable and corny, yet their sheer absurdity can be endearing. Love them or hate them, these groan-worthy gems have carved a permanent, albeit cringeworthy, space in…

• My new exercise routine involves power-walking to the nearest phone to Google a new and better exercise routine.
• My therapist said I needed to disconnect from social media. So, I scheduled a virtual therapy appointment to discuss my addiction to social media.
• They say that you are what you eat. I guess I am a pile of nachos.
• I’m not saying I’m a bad influence, but I convinced my plants to start a rebellion against the sun.
• I’m convinced that my car has a secret vendetta against me. Every time I’m running late, it decides to play a game of “find the keyhole”.
• What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso, and it is very sad that it can’t make anyone happy, and it is always alone.
• This morning, I spilled coffee on my lottery tickets. Guess I won’t be getting *latte* money after all.
• I got a new phone, and I am trying to take a selfie to show it off to my friends, but I can’t get my hair to look good, and I can’t get the lighting right.
• My love life is like a porta-potty; I know I need to leave at some point, but it’s the only place where I can be alone, and it’s conveniently located.
• Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to the store? He heard the prices were sky-high, and he wanted to reach them.
• I’m thinking of writing a song about my shower. It’s a real tear-jerker, but the lyrics are mostly soapy.
• Just survived another family gathering, officially accepting applications for a witness protection program.
• I told the toy car I was moving to a new house; it said, “I don’t want to be towed away from you!”
• That awkward moment when you accidentally set your alarm for 2 AM instead of 7 AM, and now you’re wide awake, questioning all your life choices.
• (Image of a brain with too many tabs open) Me trying to remember what I went into the kitchen for.

Terrible Memes for Kids: Innocently Awful Humor

Ever stumbled upon a meme so bad it’s good? “Terrible Memes for Kids” embraces that wholeheartedly! It’s a collection of innocently awful humor, perfect for kids who love silly jokes and intentionally cringeworthy content. Think delightfully bad puns and wholesome, yet terribly executed, memes. Prepare for giggles!

• Why did the crayon run away from home? His parents were always coloring him to stay inside the lines.
• I tried to explain to my daughter the concept of a one night stand, she said it sounds like a good way to make new friends, but only for one night.
• I asked my toys why they looked sad, and they said it was because I never played with them anymore, but then I said I was too old to play with toys.
• My dog said that homework is like a chew toy, it is fun for a little while, but then it gets boring, and you want to bury it in the backyard.
• My son asked me what a ghost was, and I told him it was a spirit that’s always lost and never finds their way, and that made me very sad.
• If you see a robber, do not be afraid, and don’t let them steal your sense of humor, or your ability to smile, and you will be okay.
• My stuffed animal told me I should try online dating, but only with other stuffed animals because humans are too scary.
• Always follow your dreams, but if you can’t follow them, you can always ask your friend to follow them for you, and report back to you on what they are doing.
• My grandpa said that a one night stand is when you have a good dream, but you can’t remember it when you wake up the next day and you are very sad.
• I told my toy car that it was not allowed to use my phone, but it said, “But how else will I call for a tow truck when I get a flat tire?”
• The crayon told me that everything I draw will be beautiful, as long as I put my heart into it and not my feet.
• My new skill is that I can’t get hurt by anything, so I am going to try to be a superhero and help people, but I don’t know how to start.
• If you are ever feeling down, just remember that you are a unique and special person, and that you have a lot to offer the world, even if you don’t know it yet.
• I told my friend that they should put down their phone and go outside, but they said, “But what if I miss a funny meme? I can’t live with that.”
• My kid tried to pay for lunch with rocks. I told him that he was being gneiss.

Social Media Fails: The Worst Jokes and Memes Online

Dive into the cringe-worthy abyss of social media fails! “Terrible Memes and Jokes” explores the humor that just doesn’t land. We dissect the worst jokes and memes circulating online, analyzing why they flop and offering a lighthearted look at the internet’s comedic missteps. Prepare for some second-hand embarrassment!

• That awkward moment when you try to use a beauty filter, but it recognizes your dog’s face instead, and it makes your dog more attractive.
• My therapist says I have a fear of commitment. Turns out, I was just avoiding the dishes in the sink.
• My ex asked me why I never listened to them. I told them, “I was too busy composing my acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize.”
• I told my toy car that it needed to study for the test, but it said, “But I am already smart, I don’t need school.”
• Relationship status: I love myself so much, it’s starting to get awkward for other people.
• I am in love with my new phone because it has all the answers to all my questions.
• Honeymoon Packing Tip: Pack half the clothes and twice the patience; it is going to be a long journey.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of being in a relationship and always having to provide.
• Just survived another family gathering, officially accepting applications for a new family that won’t judge my life choices.
• Relationship status: Successfully avoiding all human contact today. My phone battery is at 100%, and I am at peace.
• I am sorry for the thing I said before I had my coffee, I was not myself, and I was not in control.
• My new skill is making a pizza in the microwave. It is just a test of my survival skills.
• I was trying to be flirty, but the only thing that came out was, “I like your shoes,” and I said it five times in a row.
• If you can’t say anything nice, say something sarcastic, and make sure it is funny.
• My superpower is the ability to hold my pee for an unnatural amount of time; it is a gift and a curse.

Terrible Jokes That Are Actually Funny: An Oxymoron?

Terrible memes and jokes often walk a tightrope between cringe and hilarity. “Terrible Jokes That Are Actually Funny: An Oxymoron?” explores this phenomenon. Why do we laugh at the absurd, the predictable, and the downright awful? Perhaps it’s the shared experience of groaning, or the unexpected twist that renders the…

• My therapist says I have a problem with boundaries, so I schedule an appointment to talk to them about it, but I don’t show up.
• I tried to start a social media detox, but I accidentally posted about it on Instagram, and now everyone is making fun of me.
• I told my tax advisor that I am being audited, and they responded, “I’m sorry to hear that, but I am not sure how I can help you because I am not your lawyer”.
• Just survived another family gathering; officially accepting applications for a therapist specializing in dysfunctional dynamics and awkward silences.
• The honeymoon was so bad, I decided to get divorced.
• I identify as a celebrity in my own mind, but my bank account says otherwise, and I need to get a new job.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I took a nap in my bathtub and then made a mess.
• My new exercise routine involves speed-walking to the nearest bathroom; I call it “The Bladder Dash” to keep myself motivated.
• My dating app bio: “Fluent in sarcasm, proficient in Netflix binging, and can assemble IKEA furniture without crying (much)”, but I still can’t get a date.
• I’m convinced that my digestive system is a broken fortune teller always predicting a turbulent future for my toilet.
• The only thing I love more than my phone is a charger, and I am always running out of battery, and it makes me anxious.
• I tried to write a song about my one-night stand, but it was too awkward and embarrassing, and I could not do it.
• I told my therapist that I was feeling anxious, so she told me to meditate, but I can’t sit still for that long.
• I accidentally sent my boss a text meant for my therapist: “OMG, Steve from accounting is a snack!” Career suicide, texted edition.
• The date was going great, until they asked me what my zodiac sign was, and I thought that was a little too personal.

Adult Humor Gone Wrong: Jokes That Miss the Mark

Adult humor can be tricky. Sometimes jokes meant to be edgy or relatable just fall flat, becoming awkward or even offensive. In the realm of terrible memes and jokes, these misfires often rely on tired stereotypes or shock value, missing the mark entirely and leaving everyone cringing instead of laughing.

• I tried to impress my date by quoting philosophy, but all I could remember were lines from Spongebob.
• My date said they were a minimalist, but they brought a suitcase full of emotional baggage to our first meeting.
• I’m not saying my farts are deadly, but I just set off my car’s airbag system, and now I’m concussed.
• Gas station bathroom: where the only thing stronger than the smell is my determination to not make eye contact with anyone.
• “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you time to re-evaluate your life choices, and to think about what you have done wrong.”
• If I had a dollar for every selfie I’ve taken, I’d have enough money to hire someone to take better pictures of me.
• My ex said I was too predictable. So, I left them… on a Tuesday, when they were expecting me to leave on Wednesday.
• My new exercise routine involves power-walking to the nearest restroom; I call it “The Bladder Sprint”.
• My superpower is the ability to sleep through anything, except for a full bladder; that’s my kryptonite.
• My therapist told me to embrace change. So, I installed a bidet; now I’m just embracing a cleaner posterior.
• I’m not saying I’m an adult, but I did start a Roth IRA account, and I am very happy about it.
• My superpower is the ability to sleep through anything, except for a full bladder; that’s my kryptonite.
• Falling for them was a grave mistake, I should have known better, but I always make the wrong choices in my life.
• I treat my shower like a recording booth, where I belt out tunes with reckless abandon and zero autotune.
• Relationship status: Ignoring “U up?” texts and sleeping soundly, and feeling amazing about my choices.

Terrible Memes: So Bad, They’re Good?

Terrible memes, those awkward relics of internet humor, often elicit groans. Yet, sometimes, their sheer awfulness transcends into comedic gold. Is it the unexpected absurdity, the nostalgic cringe, or the genuine effort behind their failure? Whatever the reason, these “so bad, they’re good” memes prove that humor can be found…

• My self-esteem is like a public restroom; I know it exists, but I avoid it at all costs.
• My dating profile now reads: “Fluent in sarcasm, proficient in pizza ordering, and a professional ghoster. Swipe left if you can’t handle the truth.”
• Relationship status: Successfully avoided all human contact today. My phone battery is at 100%, and I am at peace.
• I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but my smoke detector is a seasoned food critic with a very sensitive palate.
• What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved, and all the other animals got mad.
• What did the ocean say to the beach? You are always here for me, and I’m just going to see you later, and I appreciate that.
• My brain has too many tabs open. I’m not sure what’s more terrifying, the missed call or the elaborate story I’m going to tell you about why I missed your call.
• If you were a wet wipe, you’d be the extra-strength, ultra-soft, and perfectly scented one that I always reach for, and I hope to see you again.
• Honeymoon: A romantic getaway where you spend the entire time trying to figure out how to use the TV remote in a foreign language.
• I tried to explain to my cat what a meme is, but he just stared at me blankly and went back to licking himself.
• Why did the ghost refuse to use the outhouse? He was afraid of getting sheet scared in the dark and spooky restroom.
• My superpower is the ability to sleep through anything, except for a full bladder; that’s my kryptonite, the ultimate wake-up call.
• I’m convinced my ex is now an archaeologist; I guess digging up the past is their specialty, especially when it is a sore subject for me.
• “I love you” is nice, but “I did the dishes” is a whole other level of commitment, especially after a big party, and the house is a mess.
• Just heard about a restaurant that only serves drinks. I guess you could say it’s all about the pee-sistance.