150 Best Lord of the Rings Memes Prepare to Laugh You Shall Not Pass This Up

One does not simply walk into Mordor… without cracking a smile! Feeling a bit weary from your own epic quest? Take a break and prepare to laugh, because we’re diving deep into the hilarious side of Middle-earth.

Get ready for a fellowship of giggles with our collection of funny Lord of the Rings memes and jokes. We’ve scoured the internet to bring you the most shareable, side-splitting content that even Sauron couldn’t resist (probably).

From Boromir’s iconic line to Gollum’s precious obsession, these **funny Lord of the Rings memes and jokes** will have you saying, “My precious! I must share this!” Let the meme-feast begin!

Best Lord of the Rings Memes Prepare to Laugh You Shall Not Pass This Up

• One does not simply walk into Mordor… without snacks.
• What do you call a hobbit who’s good at parkour? A Hobbit-robat!
• Frodo: I have to destroy the Ring. Sam: I’ll carry it for a while, you look tired. Everyone needs a Samwise in their life.
• Why did Gandalf cross the road? To get to the Middle-earth crosswalk!
• My precious? More like my *problem-child-cious*.
• Legolas: What do your elf eyes see? Me: I see you needing to share your impeccable hair routine.
• Boromir trying to take the Ring wasn’t a betrayal, it was a very Boromir thing to do.
• Aragorn’s dating profile: Looking for a strong independent woman who doesn’t mind being crowned queen after a few millennia of hiding. Must be okay with ghosts.
• Sauron’s biggest mistake? Underestimating hobbits. And their love for second breakfast.
• I’m not saying Gollum has attachment issues, but he calls the Ring “precious” more than he calls himself “Smeagol.”
• What’s the best way to keep a Balrog cool? Keep it in the Mines of Moria-conditioning.
• “Fly, you fools!” – Gandalf. Me, trying to escape my responsibilities.
• Eowyn: “I am no man!” Witch-king: “Okay, cool, still gotta fight.”
• What do you call a lazy Ent? Inert.
• Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die… and one Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them…with a coupon for 50% off at Mordor Mart!

One Does Not Simply Walk Into Funny Lord of the Rings Memes

Creating a truly hilarious Lord of the Rings meme isn’t as easy as strolling into Mordor. It requires deep LOTR knowledge, sharp wit, and meme mastery. A successful joke needs to resonate with Tolkien fans, capturing the essence of Middle-earth humor. So, tread carefully, meme creator, for crafting funny LOTR…

• One does not simply walk into Mordor… without snacks.
• “What about second breakfast?” – Me, trying to convince my boss that elevenses should be a mandatory office break.
• Why did Frodo bring a ladder to Mordor? He heard the stakes were high!
• “My precious” – Said Gollum, upon discovering a working Wi-Fi signal in the Mines of Moria.
• If Sauron had a dating profile, his bio would read: “Seeking someone with a fiery personality. Must be okay with long-distance relationships (Mordor only).”
• Legolas and Gimli’s friendship is proof that you can be different and still have a great bond.
• “I wish the ring had never come to me,” said Frodo, realizing he forgot to pack snacks for the journey, a real tragedy.
• What is a hobbit’s favorite type of food? Shire Fries, they are the best of all the fries that can be found in the world.
• “You shall not pass!” – My brain, trying to prevent me from eating that entire pint of ice cream.
• One does not simply resist the urge to re-watch the extended editions every year, it is a powerful addiction.
• Why don’t hobbits use smartphones? Because they prefer to keep it precious.
• The eagles could have flown them to Mordor, but then we wouldn’t have had three movies, and who would want that?
• Galadriel: Seeking a kindred spirit with whom to ponder the mysteries of the universe. Must be comfortable with prolonged eye contact and the occasional glimpse into your deepest fears.
• “I’m not saying I’m a wizard, but I can make a bag of chips disappear in under 60 seconds”, but it’s not magic.
• “I’m getting too old for this sheet,” said Gandalf, adjusting his back brace before battling the Balrog.

Concealing Our Precious: Lord of the Rings Jokes for Adults

Venture into the Shire of adult humor with “Concealing Our Precious”! Forget wholesome hobbits; this collection of Lord of the Rings jokes explores the darker, funnier side of Middle-earth. Prepare for mature themes and witty wordplay that will have even Gandalf questioning his choices. It’s one meme to rule them…

• Why did Frodo try to return the ring via mail? He heard it was certified precious.
• I tried to write a Lord of the Rings screenplay, but it was too long, and I could not find a place to put all the characters.
• Tolkien tries to explain his work to his children, but they just asked him if the ring was a metaphor for his own problems.
• What does a wizard do when he loses his money? He checks under his hat.
• Gandalf said, “Run, you fools”, but I just wanted to be a hobbit and stay at home, and eat.
• My therapist told me to visualize my happy place, so I imagined the Shire, and I was living there for all eternity.
• Tolkien is just a fan fiction, change my mind, and also tell me why I should read it.
• The reason that Middle-earth is so good is that the author made a lot of friends, and he was able to find a world that everyone could enjoy.
• Elrond says, “It is a gift! It is meant to go to the dump!”
• You know you’re a true Tolkien nerd when you start correcting people’s pronunciation of Elvish words, and think that makes you better than them.
• I’m convinced that the eagles are just the Middle-earth version of Uber, and also they are bad at what they do.
• I’m reading *The Silmarillion* to fall asleep, or at least pretend that I am reading it.
• The fellowship gets along so well, until it is time to decide what to eat, that is when they start to argue.
• Relationship status: Looking for someone who appreciates long walks through The Shire and doesn’t mind the occasional orc attack.
• You know you are in Middle-earth when you can see a guy who is always grumpy, and also a guy who is always happy.

Elevating Elevenses: Wholesome Lord of the Rings Memes for Kids

Elevenses just got a Hobbit-sized upgrade! “Elevating Elevenses” serves up wholesome, kid-friendly Lord of the Rings memes, perfect for a mid-morning giggle. Forget scary Balrogs; think Frodo’s second breakfast or Sam’s loyal friendship. These funny Lord of the Rings memes and jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles, not shivers, to…

• What do you call a Hobbit who is also a DJ? A turn-table Hobbit, always spinning great songs for the Shire.
• Image: Gollum looking longingly at a fish tank. Caption: “My Precious…fish”.
• Why did Frodo bring a ladder to Mordor? He heard the stakes were high, and he wanted to be prepared for anything.
• I tried to write a song about Middle-earth, but I couldn’t find the right chord-a-rings to make it sound as epic as the books.
• What does Legolas use to style his hair? Elven silk and a whole lot of patience, because his hair has to be perfect at all times.
• Why did the Ent decide to plant a garden? Because he wanted to get back to his roots.
• Image: Samwise Gamgee looking proudly at a potato. Caption: “Me when my microwave meal is finally ready”.
• Why are hobbits bad at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always Hobbit-ually hiding in the same spot, and they are easy to find.
• What did Gandalf say when he stubbed his toe? “Ouch! You shall not pass… without a warning!”
• I’m not sure what’s more precious, the One Ring or the perfectly baked lembas bread.
• Why did the orc cross the road? To get to the other side, because he has to go somewhere and also because he wanted to meet new people.
• Image: Frodo looking stressed while carrying the Ring. Caption: “Me trying to carry all my responsibilities at once.”
• What do you call a musical about hobbits? A Shire-tastic show with singing and dancing and also a great story.
• Why did the Fellowship bring a map to Mordor? Just in case they got lost along the way, and could not remember where they were going.
• What is Gandalf’s favorite thing to order at a restaurant? A wizardly big meal.

My Precious Reaction: Relatable Lord of the Rings Meme Moments

Dive into the hilarious world of Middle-earth with ‘My Precious Reaction’! This collection perfectly captures those relatable Lord of the Rings moments we all experience. From Frodo’s struggles to Gandalf’s wisdom (or lack thereof), these funny memes and jokes will have you chuckling and saying, “That’s so me!”

• Here are 15 best memes, jokes, and puns for the ‘My Precious Reaction: Relatable Lord of the Rings Meme Moments’ section, suitable for a blog post:
• “One does not simply walk into Mordor, they must first file a travel visa, and also plan for a long wait time at the airport.”
• Frodo: “I can’t do this, Sam!” Sam: “I know. But I can carry you, and also I have snacks”.
• “My dating profile: Seeking someone who appreciates second breakfast and can tolerate my Gollum impression.”
• “Side effects of extended ring ownership may include: invisibility, paranoia, and an uncontrollable urge to steal jewelry. Consult your wizard if symptoms persist.”
• “That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been pronouncing ‘Elrond’ wrong your entire life, and now you feel like a complete fool”.
• “Me trying to explain to my boss why I’m late: ‘I’m sorry, I had to help a hobbit destroy an evil ring, and also I got lost on the way home from Mordor.'”
• “I’m not short, I’m just a hobbit in a world of taller people, and also I have small feet so I can walk the Shire.”
• “What do you call a dwarf with no sense of humor? Grumpy, and also a jerk.”
• “My survival plan for the zombie apocalypse involves befriending an Ent. They are a real tree-t for protection.”
• “The real villains in Lord of the Rings aren’t Sauron or Saruman, it’s the Nazgûl; they are so scary, I can’t even sleep.”
• “Me trying to understand the Silmarillion: it is a real mind-bender, and I am not sure that I am able to understand it at all.”
• “Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, and one Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them…except it’s WiFi.”
• “Why did Frodo bring a ladder to Mordor? He heard the stakes were high, and he wanted to reach the ring.”
• “”My Precious” is my Spotify playlist, and I will fight anyone who tries to change the song, or does not like it.”

Fool of a Took! Hilarious Lord of the Rings Puns and Wordplay

Dive into Middle-earth mirth with “Fool of a Took! Hilarious Lord of the Rings Puns and Wordplay!” This collection celebrates the lighter side of Tolkien, delivering laugh-out-loud moments. Expect clever wordplay, Frodo-level funny, and Gandalf-approved giggles. Perfect for any hobbit (or human) who loves a good LOTR-themed chuckle. One does…

• Frodo: “I can’t do this, Sam!” Sam: “I know. Let’s just take a Hobbit-sized break, and then we can continue on our journey.”
• Legolas: “What do your elf eyes see?” Gimli: “I see a distinct lack of ale!”
• What do you call a sad orc? A melancholy Mordor-on.
• Why was Gandalf such a bad gardener? He kept losing his trowel in the Shire.
• Sauron’s dating profile: Seeking someone with a fiery passion, and a fiery personality. Must be okay with long-distance relationships (Mordor only).
• I tried to make lembas bread, but it came out rock hard, and the hobbits had a hard time eating it.
• You shall not pass… without telling me where you got those amazing shoes; they are my Precious!
• What do you call a dwarf who’s always telling jokes? A Gimli cracker.
• Why did Frodo bring a ladder to Mordor? He heard the stakes were high, and he wanted to be prepared.
• Aragorn’s pick-up line: “I may be a ranger, but you’ve captured my heart, and you may be my queen.”
• My therapist said I need to stop comparing my life to Lord of the Rings. But I have a ring, and it is controlling my life.
• What did the Ent say to the hobbit? “Get out of my hair!”
• Gandalf’s biggest problem is that he is always in a state of confusion, but still tries to save everyone.
• I’m convinced that the eagles are just the Middle-earth version of Uber, and they are always charging extra.
• Why did the orc refuse to cross the road? He couldn’t find a good warg-ing spot.

Beyond the Shire: Deep-Cut Lord of the Rings Jokes Only True Fans Get

Tired of “One does not simply…” memes? “Beyond the Shire” dives deep into Lord of the Rings humor. We’re talking obscure Silmarillion references, jokes about Tom Bombadil’s true power, and debates on the logistics of lembas bread production. If you know your Glorfindel from your Fingolfin, prepare to laugh.

• What do you call a musical about the Shire? A Hobbit Forming Experience.
• Gandalf says, “A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to, especially when it is second breakfast”.
• I’m looking for someone who appreciates sunsets, long walks on the beach, and doesn’t mind a little dust from Mordor. Must own a horse.
• What do you call a group of musically inclined elves? The Elvish Presley fan club, always singing about heartbreak.
• You know that you are in Middle-earth when you can see a guy who is always grumpy, and also a guy who is always happy and is always wanting to share the second breakfast.
• Just realized I’m more qualified to be a cartographer of Middle-earth than I am at navigating my own city and my own neighborhood, it is a sad realization.
• Tolkien tries to explain his work to his children, but they just asked him if the ring was a metaphor for his own problems, I think it is.
• I’m convinced that the eagles are just the Middle-earth version of Uber, but they are always charging surge pricing.
• Legolas is looking for someone who isn’t afraid to break the rules and fight for what’s right, must be able to keep up in a forest battle.
• What do you call a dwarf with no sense of humor? Grumpy, but also, a jerk.
• “There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for,” or at least, making a meme about it.
• That awkward moment when you realize you know more about Middle-earth lore than you know about your own family history.
• “I wish I could quit you… and by you, I mean the extended edition of *The Lord of the Rings*.”
• “I’m not sure what’s more precious: the One Ring or the limited-edition Funko Pop of Gandalf.”
• “One does not simply walk into Mordor… without snacks, and a fully charged phone.

Mordor-ally Funny: Lord of the Rings Social Media Captions and Posts

“Mordor-ally Funny” dives deep into the hilarious side of Middle-earth’s social media presence. It’s your guide to crafting the perfect Lord of the Rings caption or post, guaranteeing laughs from fellow fans. Elevate your meme game beyond simple jokes and truly embrace the wit within Tolkien’s world.

• Just saw a Nazgûl at the DMV. Apparently, even ringwraiths have to renew their driver’s licenses.
• Sauron’s LinkedIn profile: Evil Overlord, Seeking world domination. Skills include: Ring forging, intimidation, and staring intensely.
• Me trying to diet: One does not simply walk into the fridge without grabbing a snack.
• Gandalf: “Use the eagles!” Also Gandalf: *forgets to use them for 90% of the journey*.
• What do you call a group of musically inclined orcs? An Orc-hestra.
• “I wish the ring had never come to me,” said Frodo, realizing he forgot to pack snacks for the journey and now is getting hangry.
• Relationship status: As likely to find a boyfriend as I am to see a Balrog in real life.
• Middle-earth dating profile: Swipe right if you enjoy long walks to Mordor and are comfortable with the occasional orc attack.
• What is a hobbit’s favorite type of music? Shire Folk, and they are always dancing and having a great time.
• “My precious” – Me, when the delivery driver finally arrives with my pizza.
• I tried to make Lembas bread, but it came out rock hard, and now the hobbits are coming to my house to complain.
• What do you call a dragon that tells jokes? A comedi-dragon.
• Elf seeking to meet other elves for friendship and adventure, but can not because they are racist.
• My escape room strategy: Touch everything, hope something magical happens, and also not get electrocuted by the ring.
• If Middle-earth had a dating app, the bio would say, “Seeking someone to share adventures with and have a good time.”

What About Second Breakfast? Lord of the Rings Online Humor and Threads

Dive into the Shire-sized humor of Lord of the Rings Online! Forum threads are bursting with jokes, especially about hobbits and their insatiable appetites. “What about second breakfast?” isn’t just a meme; it’s a way of life, perfectly capturing the game’s lighthearted spirit amidst epic quests. Explore the comical side…

• The Fellowship arguing about the best way to cook potatoes: boiled, mashed, stuck in a stew? I just want to eat them.
• Gimli trying to order a second breakfast at a fancy Elven restaurant: “Do you have anything heartier than lembas bread?”
• My New Year’s resolution is to eat more lembas bread.
• “You shall not pass…without sharing your second breakfast with me.”
• My favorite The Lord of the Rings recipe is Lembas bread, because it’s delicious and can get you through a long journey.
• Me trying to explain to my non-LOTR friends why second breakfast is a valid meal.
• Frodo finding the One Ring: “Wait, you’re telling me this thing is going to ruin my appetite for second breakfast?”
• What do you call a hobbit who can’t stop talking about second breakfast? Repetitive.
• Is it possible to create the perfect second breakfast?
• Me in every D&D campaign: “Can we stop for second breakfast? I’m playing a hobbit.”
• Gandalf: “Hurry, we must reach Rivendell!” Pippin: “But what about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?”
• The real reason the Fellowship was formed is because they all agreed on the importance of second breakfast.
• Me trying to discreetly eat a snack during a boring meeting, channeling my inner hobbit: “What they don’t know won’t hurt them. Time for second lunch!”
• “I’m not sure what’s more important: destroying the One Ring, or making sure I have enough food for second breakfast.”
• “What about first breakfast? I don’t think he knows about it, Pip.”